Olly olly shietz.

Cowshitz.

Horseshitz.

Platypushitz.

That reminds me... The cool creature on my banner? You see that? Yes, the very constipated looking one. It's not a duck. It's a platypus. Do you wanna know where to find one?






In. The. Mirror.

Eeuurgh.

One, I'm not that great with the ocean. It's big. Big things normally can crush the life out of you without even putting effort into it.

Secondly, I'm worse with insects.

There is a very tiny mosquito buzzing around my head for about an hour now. I hate it because it's so small and yet so deadly. I CANT KILL IT. ARGH.

It's not hacking my brains out or whatever but it's mocking me. It KNOWS I can't catch it. And it's mocking me. Idiot mosquitoes. We don't need them like we need bees. I don't kill bees. I kill mosquitoes. Like how Hitler kills people.

I woke tis mornin' and wuz all 'oh shit, it's friggin' 8 am in teh mornin'. What deh crapz am I gonnuh do at 8 am in ze mornin'?'

LOLOLOLOLOL. You people should watch Arby and the Cheif. Some funny crapzhzhzhz.

Went to the clinic yesterday. Came home and I wuz like 'oh shitz, so many of them pillz to take. Thatz crazy, yo.'

I took a nap yesterdayz, around like 2pm man? When I woke up, I wuz all 'oh shitz, it's already friggin' 5 man. Why teh heck did I sleep so long? Oh cowshitz.'

Till then.

Dayumnn. I've been doing nothing but wiggling in bed since last night. Sitting up is such an effort.





I'm trying to sweat myself healthy again.

Random.