June 30, 2009

Tagged by Jenyen!

1. What have you been doing recently?
Typing out all 35 questions because IE wont copy the text.
2.Do you ever turn your handphone off?
Never! I should though.
3.What happened at 10am today?
Danced the chicken dance, OMAGAD.
4. When did you last cry?
I don't remember.
5. Believe in fate/destiny?
It dpeends.
6. What do you want in life now?
Since when did life give me anytihng I asked for? Geez. No point putting it up here.
7. Do you carry an umbrella during the rain or just put up your hood?
I don't carry umbrellas.
8. What's your favourite thing to do on bed?
I like to read and watch House on my bed.
9. What bottoms are you wearing now?
Girl boxers.
10. What are the nicest things in your inbox?
Hahaa. Uh, nicest thing huh. Well, I don't know. I'm too lazy to check.
11. Do you tend to make relationships complicated?
No but somehow, I'm like a complication magnet or something.
12. Are you wearing anything borrowed from anyone?
13. What was the last movie you caught?
Monsters vs Aliens.
14. What are you proud of?
15. What does the oldest text message in your inbox says and who is it from?
Hey u alright? Haha...

From Zewei.
16. What was the last song you sang out loud?
The Arms Of Sorrow - KSE.
17. Do you have any nicknames?
Fishball. *cringe*
18. What does the newest text message in your inbox say and who is it from?
Haha, nope. Why?

From Julian.
19. What time did you go to sleep last night?
Around 12 30.
20. Are you currently happy?
No. In your face, happy people.
21. Who gives you the best advice?
22. Do you eat whip cream straight from the can?
23. Who did you talk to on the phone last night?
The static.
24. Is something bugging you right now?
Hell yes.
25. Who is the last person that made you laugh?
[copied from Jenyen] wei xiang bryant tk julian alex jenyen bryan =D kopitiam gathering
26. Do you like yourself?
Do you?
27. You want $5 or $10?
Is this some kinda random question someone threw it because they blanked out?
28. Do you think you're stupid sometimes?
Haha. Yes.
29. Who is your best best best friend?
Best best best friend. Wow, much elaborated. Um, not much but a few.
30. What would you do if you like that boy?
Nothing la.
31. Who are your favourite stars?
Stars. I don't know.
32. You hate your mother sometimes in someways?
33. Do you have even stead before?
Like Jenny said, what's a stead?
34. Which type of boys do you like?
I like girls. :D
35. Now are you single/attached?
I am single. WOO IN YOUR FACE!

Justin added me to his conversation with his friend. God knows why. Is anyone into Naruto?

Koh Chun Hoong says (5:49PM):


June 24, 2009


Well, well. Will you look at that? No update in weeks! Although I have nothing to post about, I just thought I should clear the cobwebs thats starting to accumilate.

So, last Saturday, I went to PESS for their Hari Keusahawanan. I was innocently walking around when suddenly a gaggle of girls swarmed around me.

"Hi you want to have a go on the pyramid?"

It took me a few good seconds to realize what they were talking about. Since they were all cheerleaders, I realized they wanted to elevate me.

No way in hell!
"N-no thank you. Heh heh."

"Come laa, it's fun!"

I'm telling you! Cheerleaders are damn persistent!

Bryant's band performed good. I have the videos but most of it is disrupted by fat chicks standing up and blocking the way. Sigh. You can check it out at http://kamanewara.blogspot.com/.


June 18, 2009

I just finished reading Angels & Demons. Oh man, it's such a good book. Especially how the four cardinals were brutally murdered as a 'virgin sacrifice'. :D

I am now going to read Deception Point, also by Dan Brown. If you have not read a Dan Brown, you're missing out big time.

The pages await.

Till then.

My lights are going berserk. And Rachel you flippin' hypocrite! xD

June 9, 2009

I saw this fat chick once. What's funny is that with her group of friends, she looks like she has nothing between her elephant ears. So, she was completely enthusiastic about telling a joke and her friends were patient. She got them anticipating for her joke and they all gathered around her. What was stupid is that she was so oblivious to how senseless and lame her joke was, she laughed alone. So loud, she could break mirrors.

I used to think Rosy was fat but wow, she brings it up to a whole new level.

June 7, 2009


I went to Asiasoft Game Fest at One Utama on Friday and Saturday. Not for the reasons you think. I mean, I ain't no gamer. But you know, it's cool watching everyone have a heck of a time.

No pictures, sorry. :D

Till then!

June 5, 2009

My blogskin is now less of a fancy doodah, I know. The reason I changed it is because it's so much easier to read. You people out there might shrug away the fact that some of the blogs out there blasts obnoxious 'glittery' add-ons and completely ignore the use for a blog is to write. Who cares what music you listen to? Who gives a crap if you have a pink dog jumping around your page? But it doesn't matter.

Most of you people can't write for balls anyway.

I like my blog. You don't like it, go waste your time somewhere else:-

Considering the fact that some blogs out there are barely readable, I decided to make the background black with white text against it. It's easy on the eyes.

Whoops! Didn't mean to offend you Miley-shitbrain-Cyrus fans!

Then again, I didn't say I was sorry. :D

June 4, 2009

Hello there, shitbrain. Well, I am certainly not blind. I am clearly aware that you wrote your name there, Emir. If it's your real name, that is. I prefer to call you a shitbrain. Here are my reasons.

One, I can't imagine someone so lifeless to actually post at a stranger's cbox at 12:26 in the morning. It's either you are on crack, or you're just a shitbrain. Save yourself the humiliation.

Secondly, yo mama jokes are so overrated. I don't know if you want me to find it funny or offensive. I'll tell you what I feel though. I feel that you're a lifeless idiot with nothing better to do than to find satisfaction insulting someone's mother that you don't even know. Here's an idea! You can do something that benefits the both of us. Kill youself, for the sake of the world. But you're probably too stupid to read or understand. Oh well.

Third, you are certainly stupid enough to leave your email there. What did you expect? Sending hatemails to you saying 'Oh, Emir! Don't say that about my mother you jackshit!'

Well no, but you are nothing but a piece of jackshit. I don't know who you are which is why I don't care. The reason I'm typing this is to make the world realize that there are inane idiots existing right under our noses! Seriously, how do you manage to breathe? Again, go kill yourself. Although you'll do it in the most pussiest of ways.

Oh well, what do you expect from people like him/her?

I cringed at how bleak his/her life is. Part of me felt sorry for you. But then again, that was only a fraction of a second. Now, you're just another piece of jackshit that I laugh at.

Till then.
Well now. It's been forever since I opened my inbox and sometimes, I just wish that people's head will spontanously explode after they send moronic chain-mails. Seriously, if you can't find something better to do while squirming 'Oh, the girl with no eyes is out to get me!', go stick your head in the oven.

I have 910 unread emails.

I opened this: Am I YOUR BeSt FrIeND?

Okay, first of all, why would you idiots wanna type like that? Does it make you feel fancy? Well, I hate to burst your bubble but it makes you look like an idiot.

The first thing it said in bold red letters was 'would you send it back!' Okay, it's not even a question mark at the end of the sentence. So technically, it's not a question. How do you dumbasses manage to breathe?

What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there?

Aww, poor little baby has no friends. Maybe you should stop wasting your already meaningless life emailing people and start making friends.

What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness?

Okay, let me get this straight...

I can't. If I were truly happy, emphasizing on the word TRULY, why would there be sadness? And who in the right mind actually COUNTS their sadness? Seriously, wtf?

What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt?

Wow, not much you can do there huh, buddy? Well I guess all you can do is waste your bleak life forwarding chainmails. :D

So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again, you are special to me and you made a difference in my life.

You know, if someone actually took this seriously, they'd go 'Oh, wow. I'm so special to him/her, they wouldn't even wanna talk to me again!'

I look up to you, respect you and truly cherish you.

Yeah, I get that alot. Don't need no chainmail to say it.

Send it to all your friends, no matter how often you talk or how close you are and send it to the person who sent it to you.

Do you people really do whatever a chainmail asks you to? Send it back to the person who sent it to you. If you do, you're an idiot.

'The chainmail asked me to send it to the person who sent it to me. Okay then, I'll just be a blinded fool and click forward.'

Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them and you will never leave their heart.
Old friends. God, I need to do something less painful than read this, like shoot myself.

Remember, everyone needs a friend, someday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all, just remember this email and take comfort in knowing that someone out there cares about you and always will.

Oh yeah, when you feel like you have NO FRIENDS, go open that letter and feel all fuzzy! In the end, you'd still have no friends. I can't imagine what idiot would wanna be yours. :D

Seriously, this is just sad. I'm not even going to post the lame poem that came with the email. I might die of a seizure.

If one of you shitbrains actually find meaning in this, email me. I'd wanna know how you people think.

June 3, 2009

Atlantic and Pacific herring communicates through Fast Repetitive Tick, which the rather ironic acronym will be FRT. Apparantly, FRTs bring fish closer together compared to humans. :D