March 26, 2009

Since I have nothing to blog about...

Here are five absolutely useless information about me that will or will not be useful to you.

1.) I believe that one day I will achieve something amazing that's beyond everyone's expectations. The day just hasn't come. Nor have I figure out what the 'achievement' is.

2.) I think that I will never get married. Even if I do, it will probably be to a sea cucumber.

3. ) I believe I'm cursed, somehow. :(

4. ) I will never be able to drink 8 cups of water a day, no matter how hard I try. It's tasteless. How does one force themselves to drink so much of something that is tasteless? It's either I forget (blaming the short attention span) or I'm just too bloated to force it down. How do you people do it?

5.) I secretly watch That 70's Show. And I love Steven Hyde. :D

So you know just a little more about me. Doesn't everyone have dark, ridiculous secrets that's vowed to never be revealed? Just remembering 10% of mine takes a long time. Long enough for Pam Anderson's boobs to sag an inch. I secretly think that it will never sag, though. They look nothing like it's made out of fats, like rocks. Well, not that I actually examine them. Okay, I'll shut up now.

But I'm a good person!

Happy Birthday, mum! :D

Till then.

Dewd, where's the fucking silver lining on the cloud right above my head?

March 25, 2009

What's with this whole 'I love you' thing going around town? You get together with someone, and you drown yourself in your own histerics. You know, people always have new ways to amuse me.

Or, maybe I'm just easily amused. :D

Till then!

March 24, 2009

The problem starts when you don't know what's right or wrong anymore.

Hello people. I wanted to buy this book but being the very fickle minded crap bag I am, I didn't get it at the end. -Damn you, Kristy.-

I also want to read :

1. The Lovely Bones

2. Tuesdays with Morrie

3. For One More Day

4. The Grapes Of Wrath

5. The Good Soldier (We are SO going back to Pay Less Books, Rachel)

Yup. Better start saving. Work with me, money!

Till then.

March 20, 2009

Not all suspicious dark specks are ants.

March 18, 2009

28th March 2009 is the day where everyone will turn of their lights for 1 hour at 8:30 pm, regardless of where they live on earth.

Yes, I'm pretty sure you are all aware of that but are you actually going to do it? I am, though I'm afraid of the dark. Gotta get me some spare candles. :D

Basically, it's about the little things you can do to reduce your gigantor carbon footprint. Hey, you've gotta face the facts. We are literally plunging our only home in a slow, painful massacre.

So, I went to the website and here's what I found;

Here are 10 different ways to spend Earth Hour and reduce your carbon footprint:

1. Attend a local Earth Hour event or organise your own by throwing an Earth Hour street party with your neighbours
2. Gather family & friends for a night picnic in your local park and look at the stars
3. Enjoy a family dinner by candlelight
4. Organise a treasure hunt in the dark
5. Take the dog for a night walk
6. Have a candle-lit bath
7. Sit in the dark and share stories
8. Organise a family night playing board games
9. Share a romantic night in with your loved one
10. Upload your ‘on the night’ photos and videos to flickr and YouTube respectively.

Haha, yeap. Number 5 sounds fun. So does 7 and 9. OH. Who wouldn't wanna do 6? Don't burn your house down though. Can you imagine the gas released in the air if you actually do burn down your house? The whole point of 60 Earth Hour would be pointless.

Just kidding. Of course I care about you and your loved ones. :D

So yes, turn off your lights (or power) for just one hour on the 28th. It won't kill you.

March 17, 2009

It is 1:40 pm as I type this sentence.

Okay, so I went to Sunway on Sunday. We were actually just suppose to get dim sum but you know, things happen when you're out. Eventually, I didn't get to eat the superbly awesome out-of-this-world dim sum (the name itself sounds awesome, though I don't know what it means), so we had Wendy's instead. HOTDAMN (sorry, Phil)! Wendy's was awesome. HAHA!

Mum. :D

He enjoyed his meal. Well, for the most part till he spilled his drink on himself.

The chilli. Damn great tasting chilli.

My meal. Mm, sourcream. :D AND CHIVES. Damn chives. Tastes delicious.

Husband in a cup.

There he is.

I forgot what this was called.

Meh, I feel like playing Resident Evil.

Till then.

March 14, 2009

Keeping it short this time.

I just baked an orange cake. Well, it tastes okay. Nothing too awesome. I woke up at 11 today and did pretty much nothing till now, which is 6 30. There is something terribly wrong and I just don't know what. I'm so freakin' tired all the freakin' time. I mean, having difficulties walking up the stairs is not normal. I feel bloated and my headache comes back every hour. It's killing me.

Anyway, our first term break starts on Monday, which means no school for a week but I think you all are aware of it already. So, yeah. I'm going to get some rest now.

Till then.

March 13, 2009

Because there's only a few seconds left.

This calamity is taking over, annihalating every last hint of sanity.

The waves are drawing back, pushing and pulling vigorously.

The ground beneath hot with anger, incinerating the souls of hope.

There's no place like home.

Surround yourself with pompous bigots.

Steal the keys for doors that cease to exist.

Jump into blissful abyss.

You'd still be that hypocritic idiot anyway.

March 11, 2009

Thank you, Hanna, for treating me lunch today. :)

It's cold.

Let's see. I have literally nothing to post today so I'll just give you a present

You will decide what lies inside. What's the greatest gift of all?

Till then.


March 10, 2009

Once upon a time, there was a piece of rejected tart named Berry.

Problems and the mental incapability to cope with pressure wore Berry off.

Now all that's left of Berry are crumbs.

Can you relate? :D

O-KAY, yeah I feel rather crummy. And hungry. Maybe I should take up yoga or something. Did I just say yoga? Geez. If I were to ever, and I mean ever take up yoga with my short attention span, God knows what'll become of me! Yoga. Yogi Bear.

You know, I should get a cupcake for every short post I write. Why? Because I will eventually get fat and therefore, motivation! Mmm, cupcakes.

Till then!

March 9, 2009

I know, I have not been checking in for quite some time. So, anyway, it's 11:11 p.m. and I wish this nausea would vanish.

Here are two facts that are completely and utterly useless in your imperfect daily life:

1.) I love Sundays. The reason is because CSI airs for three hours and guess what, I love eating my lunch while I engross in the gory details of where they open up bodies.

2.) Dr.House rocks. Best. Doctor. Ever.

Till then.