I am so insanely bored, it's a crime. Argh! I re-read all my Wordpress posts and all I thought about was how much I could CRAP.

I lost that ability. Sigh.

Moving on, I remember reading Sidney Sheldon's Master of the Game. I kept a small piece a paper in between the pages so I could write down bombastic words my incapable-of-big-words brain couldn't understand. I felt like the biggest noooob ever. Argh. If only dictionaries aren't ridiculously heavy, I'd actually carry one around.

So, I thought I lost that piece of paper.

Oh my God! Now you wont get that chance to screw people with big words.

Ha-ha. I found it. No, actually, it more like appeared on my table out of nowhere. Odd. But then again, it gave me something to do. Google 'em. Google is my friend. :D

So I gewgled them. And googled and more googling. Lolololol.

And do you know there's this thing called Bing?

Yeah. It's like the new Google. Execpt noobier. You know how them nerds go 'I'm going to Google it now', right? It sounds right. Imagine if they go 'I'm going to Bing this word'

It. Sounds. Horrible. It ruins the whole DYNAMIC! Bing? WHAT THE FUCK IS BING? Sounds like some asian pornstar pornname. Hi, I'm Bing.

Say, Google. G-O-O-G-L-E. The name itself fucking pwns. Stupid Bing-ers. Can you imagine if you had to Bing your way through highschool? Because I googled as long as I can remember. Then BAM! I'll have to Bing them big words.

'I'm going to Bing chatelaine now'.

It sounds wrong. Sounds like some horse on sheep action. It's WRONG. Bing is stupid. Google owns. Lol.

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