Sabrina claims I'm not friendly.

Let me clear the air here! I am probably the most friendliest person you will ever meet in your entire meaningless and bleak life.

Okay scratch that. But I AM friendly. Very, very friendly. I just don't spend a lot of time 'looking' for 'friends'. It doesn't mean I am unfriendly.

IT DOESNT.

I. AM. FRIENDLY.

I can't believe I used 'friendly' so many times. But I made my point. Goodbye.

I am as friendly as Frangipani flowers.

This is a fucking bad ass cover of George Michael's Careless Whisper.

There's no comfort in the truth, pain is all you'll find.

Till then.