October 15, 2009

Monsters

I iz ze dontch liek cheeldren.

Yeh. So they are cute. Maybe that's the only thing their good for. You know, just to stare at and say 'Awwww'. The problem is; gates of hell opens when they aren't in deep slumber.

Before they grow into a toddler, all they do is sleep and shit. Then you gotta change their diaper, shower them, powder their little asses, brush their non-existant teeth, feed them, burp them and bounce them around of hours until those little monsters sleep. Besides that, the only reason their mouth opens is to scream on top of their lungs for no particular reason, then cry. Don't get me started on their other hole.

I salute the genius who invented diapers. HOTDAMN! They bunch o' shittin' machines! It's like a little portable poop factory.

When they grow into speaking toddlers, all they do is scream to get your attention. Parents resort to giving them toys to occupy their attention. Sadly, it only works for five seconds. They go to school and come home with a new word which is highly inappropriate in the house. Not to mention they touch everything. I mean EVERYTHING. They even put it in their mouths. Whatever the size, big or small, they'll just shove it in there.

Sometimes the bearing of children baffles me. Isn't the world already over populated? The more the people, the more the destruction.

I'm talking generally. It's what I think anyway. :D

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