What's red, furry and looks like shit?

So yesterday, Justin and I visited the neighborhood pet store. It's so hard to explain how he grows more and more ... un-kid-like everyday.

We saw this miniature toy poodle curled up at the corner in its prison cell, sleeping. It was deep red in colour. In case you've been living under a rock and don't know what a toy poodle looks like, don't worry :

Me : So, what do you think? Is it cute or what?

Justin : It's SOOOO kyoooot! Like a piece of shit!

I wuz all 'wat did yao sae?' and him wuz all 'looks like a piz of shyte'.

Actually, he said it was because of how it was curled up like a ball with its red (brown to justin, because I'm pretty sure his shit ain't red) fur sticking out.

Yup. It was going for RM 1430. What an expensive piece of shit.

Till then.